Distorted Humor (USA)

Best progeny: Cursory Glance (USA), Pathfork (USA), Gaudeamus (USA)

Avg winning distance: Flat 7.8f · NH 2m2f
Damsire avg winning distance: Flat 7.8f · NH 2m1f
As damsire: 85 winners from 158 runners
Country: USA

Flat 2026 (GB & IRE): 1 winner from 1 runner
Winners (GB & IRE): 87 of 140 runners (62%)
Wins (GB & IRE): 179 from 1,286 runs
Black-type winners (GB & IRE): 9 (6 Group/Grade)
Progeny prize money (GB & IRE): £1,756,838 GB · €770,269 IRE
Best progeny: Cursory Glance (USA), Pathfork (USA), Gaudeamus (USA)

Nicks

Nicks: his progeny by broodmare sire


A P Indy (USA)	12	10	83.3%	1	97	24	24.7%	£345,533	€3,600	Wind Fire (USA)
Sadler's Wells (USA)	14	9	64.3%	3	121	19	15.7%	£222,985	€396,295	Cursory Glance (USA)
Seattle Slew (USA)	6	4	66.7%	1	54	7	13.0%	£21,069	€144,844	Gaudeamus (USA)
Storm Cat (USA)	6	2	33.3%	1	26	4	15.4%	£60,756	€0	Shumoos (USA)
Galileo (IRE)	5	2	40.0%	0	31	3	9.7%	£33,734	€14,022	Masaarr (USA)
Giant's Causeway (USA)	5	1	20.0%	0	24	2	8.3%	£28,565	€0	Reach High (GB)

His runners grouped by the sire of their dam (the cross). Minimum 5 runners; top 30 of 6 crosses by winners (80 crosses in total). British and Irish runs since 1990.

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Quick answers

How many winners has Distorted Humor sired?: Distorted Humor (USA) has sired 87 winners from 140 runners in Britain and Ireland since 2004 (62%), with 179 wins from 1,286 runs. Progeny runs abroad are not included.
How many black-type winners has Distorted Humor sired?: Distorted Humor (USA) has sired 9 black-type winners in Britain and Ireland since 2004, 6 of them at Group or Grade level.
How many Group 1 winners has Distorted Humor sired?: Distorted Humor (USA) has sired 2 Group 1 winners (2 Group 1 wins) in Britain and Ireland since 2004.
Who is the best offspring of Distorted Humor?: Ranked by level of win and black-type wins, the leading runner by Distorted Humor (USA) in Britain and Ireland is Cursory Glance (USA), a Group 1 winner with 2 black-type wins from 4 runs.
Who is the latest Group 1 winner by Distorted Humor?: The most recent Group 1 winner by Distorted Humor (USA) in Britain and Ireland is Cursory Glance (USA), in the Moyglare Stud Stakes (Group 1) at Curragh (IRE) on 14 September 2014.
What is the average winning distance of Distorted Humor's progeny?: The average winning distance of Distorted Humor (USA)'s progeny in Britain and Ireland is 7.8 furlongs on the Flat.
How are Distorted Humor's progeny doing this season?: Distorted Humor (USA) has had 1 winner from 1 runner in the 2026 Flat season in Britain and Ireland.
How much prize money have Distorted Humor's progeny won?: Distorted Humor (USA)'s progeny have earned £1,756,838 in Britain and €770,269 in Ireland since 2004.
How has Distorted Humor done as a broodmare sire?: Runners out of Distorted Humor (USA)'s daughters include 85 winners from 158 runners in Britain and Ireland, 5 of them black-type winners.

Updated 2026-10-12

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