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Distorted Humor (USA)

Best progeny: Cursory Glance (USA), Pathfork (USA), Gaudeamus (USA)

Avg winning distance: Flat 7.8f · NH 2m2f
Damsire avg winning distance: Flat 7.8f · NH 2m1f
As damsire: 85 winners from 158 runners
Country: USA

Flat 2026 (GB & IRE): 1 winner from 1 runner
Winners (GB & IRE): 87 of 140 runners (62%)
Wins (GB & IRE): 179 from 1,286 runs
Black-type winners (GB & IRE): 9 (6 Group/Grade)
Progeny prize money (GB & IRE): £1,756,838 GB · €770,269 IRE
Best progeny: Cursory Glance (USA), Pathfork (USA), Gaudeamus (USA)

Progeny

Progeny record by season


2026	Flat	1	1	17	3	17.6%	£23,739	-
2025	Flat	2	1	17	2	11.8%	£4,698	€16,460
2024	Flat	3	2	47	2	4.3%	£26,192	€4,330
2023	Flat	4	3	42	5	11.9%	£29,933	€3,240
2023/24	NH	1	0	1	0	0.0%	-	-
2022	Flat	7	3	65	5	7.7%	£97,674	-
2021	Flat	10	5	65	10	15.4%	£132,381	€2,310
2020	Flat	12	5	51	8	15.7%	£43,398	-
2019	Flat	16	6	60	9	15.0%	£106,411	-
2018	Flat	19	9	80	15	18.8%	£201,549	€11,970
2017	Flat	28	13	90	16	17.8%	£185,308	€23,980
2016	Flat	23	8	65	13	20.0%	£116,296	€17,855
2015	Flat	16	3	58	3	5.2%	£75,852	€3,600
2014	Flat	20	10	79	14	17.7%	£185,199	€174,000
2013	Flat	17	8	68	11	16.2%	£144,958	-
2012	Flat	19	9	76	9	11.8%	£117,105	-
2012/13	NH	1	0	3	0	0.0%	£205	-
2011	Flat	22	10	84	11	13.1%	£86,914	€48,725
2011/12	NH	1	0	1	0	0.0%	£100	-
2010	Flat	15	7	63	11	17.5%	£25,636	€274,350
2010/11	NH	2	1	11	2	18.2%	£4,708	-
2009	Flat	13	5	75	8	10.7%	£38,008	€22,285
2009/10	NH	2	0	4	0	0.0%	-	-
2008	Flat	9	5	40	5	12.5%	£23,622	€33,012
2008/09	NH	4	0	6	0	0.0%	-	-
2007	Flat	11	5	36	5	13.9%	£37,753	€500
2007/08	NH	2	1	10	2	20.0%	£7,141	€2,415
2006	Flat	4	3	38	9	23.7%	£28,986	€131,238
2006/07	NH	1	0	3	0	0.0%	£1,480	-
2005	Flat	3	0	15	0	0.0%	£2,683	-
2005/06	NH	1	1	7	1	14.3%	£7,592	-
2004	Flat	2	0	9	0	0.0%	£1,315	-

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Current season runners and winners


Alpine Sierra (IRE)	Flat	8	gelding	Unaccompanied (IRE)	Jim Goldie	17	3	7	17.6%	£23,739	12 Oct 26	62

Flat 2026 and NH 2026/27; up to 100 runners, winners first.

Best offspring: top 50 progeny


Cursory Glance (USA)	-	-	Roger Varian	2014	4	3	1	75.0%	2	Group 1	£74,858	€174,000
Pathfork (USA)	-	-	Mrs J. Harrington	2010-2011	4	3	0	75.0%	2	Group 1	-	€186,695
Gaudeamus (USA)	-	-	J S Bolger	2006-2007	11	3	1	27.3%	2	Group 2	£6,364	€131,738
Radharcnafarraige (IRE)	-	-	J S Bolger	2010-2011	12	3	2	25.0%	2	Group 3	£7,518	€115,025
Mot Juste (USA)	mare	Time On (GB)	Roger Varian	2018-2019	10	2	2	20.0%	1	Group 3	£60,559	-
Shumoos (USA)	-	-	Brian Meehan	2011	6	2	2	33.3%	1	Group 3	£45,115	-
Wind Fire (USA)	-	-	David Brown	2013-2015	20	3	5	15.0%	2	Listed	£117,696	€3,600
Volatile Analyst (USA)	gelding	Gentle Caroline (USA)	Stephen Thorne	2019-2025	46	8	4	17.4%	1	Listed	£118,722	€24,030
Arabian Hope (USA)	mare	Achieving (USA)	Saeed bin Suroor	2016-2018	8	3	1	37.5%	1	Listed	£68,853	-
Global Humor (USA)	gelding	In Bloom (USA)	Jim Goldie	2017-2024	95	11	21	11.6%	0	-	£76,006	-
Alpine Sierra (IRE)	gelding	Unaccompanied (IRE)	Jim Goldie	2021-2026	73	7	21	9.6%	0	-	£64,876	€2,310
Abstract Art (USA)	-	-	Rachel Hobbs	2005-2011	31	7	6	22.6%	0	-	£26,866	-
Victory Wave (USA)	mare	Angel Craft (USA)	Saeed bin Suroor	2018-2019	12	6	1	50.0%	0	-	£87,411	-
Bringitonboris (USA)	gelding	Miss Fontana (USA)	Keith Dalgleish	2019-2022	42	5	12	11.9%	0	-	£67,161	-
Shrine Mountain (USA)	-	-	Jo Davis	2004-2007	38	4	6	10.5%	0	-	£12,455	-
Elkaayed (USA)	-	-	B W Hills	2012-2015	17	3	2	17.6%	0	-	£37,629	-
Ocean Of Love (GB)	mare	Michita (USA)	Saeed bin Suroor	2016-2018	9	3	5	33.3%	0	-	£28,385	-
Glassy Waters (USA)	horse	Captivating Lass (USA)	Saeed bin Suroor	2017-2018	6	3	2	50.0%	0	-	£20,766	-
Charlotte Point (USA)	-	-	Paul Cole	2008-2010	15	3	5	20.0%	0	-	£20,339	-
Funny Man (GB)	gelding	Midnight Thoughts (USA)	David O'Meara	2018-2020	17	3	6	17.6%	0	-	£19,766	-
American Endeavour (USA)	-	Crazy Party (USA)	Marco Botti	2017-2019	12	3	2	25.0%	0	-	£14,396	-
Tales Of Grimm (USA)	-	-	Richard Fahey	2011-2014	13	2	2	15.4%	0	-	£40,369	-
Stenographer (USA)	gelding	Sadler's Secretary (IRE)	J S Bolger	2016-2017	14	2	4	14.3%	0	-	-	€34,205
Masaarr (USA)	-	Aryaamm (IRE)	Roger Varian	2017-2018	8	2	4	25.0%	0	-	£20,547	€11,970
Pichola Dance (IRE)	mare	Liffey Dancer (IRE)	Roger Varian	2016-2017	8	2	1	25.0%	0	-	£26,159	-
Great Order (USA)	gelding	Michita (USA)	Saeed bin Suroor	2015-2019	9	2	3	22.2%	0	-	£24,391	-
Reach High (GB)	gelding	Silent Moment (USA)	Saeed bin Suroor	2016-2018	5	2	2	40.0%	0	-	£22,959	-
Fleeting Smile (USA)	-	-	Richard Hannon Snr	2012-2013	8	2	4	25.0%	0	-	£22,469	-
Sea Of Snow (USA)	-	-	Mark Johnston	2016	6	2	1	33.3%	0	-	£19,676	-
Wahgah (USA)	-	-	Saeed bin Suroor	2013-2014	9	2	4	22.2%	0	-	£19,087	-
Bishop's Castle (USA)	-	-	Brian Ellison	2012-2014	12	2	5	16.7%	0	-	£15,344	-
Royal Big Night (USA)	gelding	Tamboz (USA)	Mark Johnston	2018-2020	14	2	5	14.3%	0	-	£15,082	-
Good Humor (GB)	gelding	Time On (GB)	John Butler	2020-2023	26	2	5	7.7%	0	-	£14,646	-
Mudaarab (USA)	gelding	Middle Club (GB)	Sir Michael Stoute	2017	4	2	0	50.0%	0	-	£14,617	-
Comedy School (USA)	mare	Cheeky Charm (USA)	Mark Johnston	2016-2017	9	2	0	22.2%	0	-	£13,789	-
Muqtaser (USA)	-	-	Roger Varian	2014-2015	6	2	2	33.3%	0	-	£13,607	-
Hoop Of Colour (USA)	-	-	Lady Cecil	2014	4	2	1	50.0%	0	-	£11,188	-
Tibr (USA)	-	-	Ed Dunlop	2016	6	2	0	33.3%	0	-	£10,871	-
Canny Fettle (FR)	gelding	Liffey Dancer (IRE)	Roger Varian	2021-2022	8	2	2	25.0%	0	-	£10,772	-
Mohatem (USA)	gelding	Soul Search (USA)	Owen Burrows	2014-2017	8	2	1	25.0%	0	-	£10,614	-
Maqtal (USA)	gelding	Almoutezah (USA)	Roger Varian	2019-2020	7	2	1	28.6%	0	-	£9,509	-
Punita (USA)	-	-	Mahmood Al Zarooni	2011-2012	3	2	0	66.7%	0	-	£9,380	-
Bapak Muda (USA)	-	-	Kevin Ryan	2012-2014	21	2	3	9.5%	0	-	£7,659	-
Lyric Poet (USA)	-	-	David Thompson	2009-2013	26	2	4	7.7%	0	-	£6,643	-
World Of Choice (USA)	-	-	Michael Easterby	2007-2009	13	2	1	15.4%	0	-	£4,374	-
Dynamo Dave (USA)	-	-	Mark Usher	2007-2010	47	2	2	4.3%	0	-	£4,299	-
Artigiano (USA)	-	-	Charlie Appleby	2012-2014	9	1	4	11.1%	0	-	£51,710	-
Aaroness (USA)	-	-	J S Bolger	2008-2009	9	1	3	11.1%	0	-	£1,080	€41,104
Comicas (USA)	gelding	Abby's Angel (USA)	Charlie Appleby	2015-2017	6	1	2	16.7%	0	-	£19,095	-
Nawwaar (USA)	-	-	John Dunlop	2011-2012	7	1	3	14.3%	0	-	£18,165	-

Ranked by best win (Group/Grade 1 first), then black-type wins, then wins. GB and IRE races only.

Quick answers

How many winners has Distorted Humor sired?: Distorted Humor (USA) has sired 87 winners from 140 runners in Britain and Ireland since 2004 (62%), with 179 wins from 1,286 runs. Progeny runs abroad are not included.
How many black-type winners has Distorted Humor sired?: Distorted Humor (USA) has sired 9 black-type winners in Britain and Ireland since 2004, 6 of them at Group or Grade level.
How many Group 1 winners has Distorted Humor sired?: Distorted Humor (USA) has sired 2 Group 1 winners (2 Group 1 wins) in Britain and Ireland since 2004.
Who is the best offspring of Distorted Humor?: Ranked by level of win and black-type wins, the leading runner by Distorted Humor (USA) in Britain and Ireland is Cursory Glance (USA), a Group 1 winner with 2 black-type wins from 4 runs.
Who is the latest Group 1 winner by Distorted Humor?: The most recent Group 1 winner by Distorted Humor (USA) in Britain and Ireland is Cursory Glance (USA), in the Moyglare Stud Stakes (Group 1) at Curragh (IRE) on 14 September 2014.
What is the average winning distance of Distorted Humor's progeny?: The average winning distance of Distorted Humor (USA)'s progeny in Britain and Ireland is 7.8 furlongs on the Flat.
How are Distorted Humor's progeny doing this season?: Distorted Humor (USA) has had 1 winner from 1 runner in the 2026 Flat season in Britain and Ireland.
How much prize money have Distorted Humor's progeny won?: Distorted Humor (USA)'s progeny have earned £1,756,838 in Britain and €770,269 in Ireland since 2004.
How has Distorted Humor done as a broodmare sire?: Runners out of Distorted Humor (USA)'s daughters include 85 winners from 158 runners in Britain and Ireland, 5 of them black-type winners.

Updated 2026-10-12

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